Tuesday, December 11, 2007

i had the most gayest experience tadi (no offense to any homosexuals btw)


AND IT WAS GREAAAAT!

so. u have a month of holiday and it's pissing rain outside. so what to do? go to a massage parlor and obliged to be sexually molested. HAHAHA. i went with liyana, a ubd batchmate. a break from housework, skool and eveything. hahaha. i felt so gay. this is what happened.

i have to warn you this is 18sx. HAHAHA.

first of all, i had to strip off everything til my undies. i thought i'd have my bra on BUT NOOOO. ahaha. i had to take it off. i was feeling very self conscious as i laid faced-down the whatchamacallit-mat thingy -bobby. and she told me to relax. so yes. okay. feeling very relaxed and paranoid i just closed my eyes and hoped for the best. and it was fine. painful at some parts but hell was good. i wanted to laugh though when she was squeezing my ass but i held my giggle in, afraid to offend her. while trying to bear the pain, i was listening to my gf next door crying out in pain, or something. at a certain point, it sounded very sexual. anyhoos, as i turned over, i think i flashed her a glimpse of my twins. god i was embarassed but how much worse can it get? she gave me a facial and head massage. aaaaaaah such bliss. then she lowered the towel that covered my front. i was like, WTF IS SHE DOING? ahahhahaa. but she folded it very very close to my breasts. phew. after my top front area, she moved onto my arms. aaaaaaaaah. it was great. then she held my hand as she worked on my fingers. THAT, was slightly disturbing for me. first, i flashed my breasts and now i was holding hands with someone i just met. it was just wrong. lol. okay, i may sound dumb as we all know massages consists of intimate contact with the masseuse but i'm not used to it okay?

it ended with a massage on my legs and feet. i nearly fell asleep but the pain was too much ahaha. and an hour long massage for a bargain $16. i'm defo going there next time!

after the massage, we went to that foodcourt in gdg. i had italian, again. and it was great. ahahaha.

and there you go, what i did today. tomorrow is another new adventure.*koff* yeh right.

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